The most well dressed couple in the cafe tonight

Happens to be the oldest as well. Swinging it up in their 80s for sure...!

So the old lady is dressed up in a red mini, red jacket, scarf, red lipstick, make up touched up perfect ( as in caked up completely with eyebrow pencil and stuff, shee how i hate it). She is reading an old bound edition , since the binding is done in dark blue and the alphabets engraved in golden, sorry would not be able to update you with the title, the lights are reflecting at a weird angle. The old man is sitting on another table, next to mine, reading Life of Pie. Ok this one I know. He is dressed like a thorough gentleman, trouser and a jersey. Did I mention it is starting to get chilly here, with the rains.

And here I am, chappals, shorts, ragged top and my fav cotton jacket, with my hair plaited like a school girl. LOL.

Anyway. did i mention the lady also has black stockings and black medium heeled sandals. And it is 11:30 pm sunday night in a cafe flocked with college crowd with nothing better to do on a monday morning except attend a boring lecture.

I am having fun. So the lady walks up to her old man,

She: I am sneezing

He: Freezing

She: No, sneezing

He: Uh! ( And back to his book)

( She has gone back to her chair on a separate table, quite disappointed with the old mans preoccupation)

With all due respect , they actually look so adorable and fun to be doing this on a sunday night together, but i my idiotic side ticks off...

Buddeh uncle ka abhi yeh haal hai

toh jawani mein kya karteh hongeh

Bechari aunty itna tyar hokeh sath mein hain

lekin alag table pe behteh hain

Aunty baat karne ki koshish kar rahi hain

woh toh apni hee dunhki mein hain

Kya yaar, yeh ladhkeh weird hee cheez hain

Age no bar, caste no bar !